| William Huxley | .. | A child | |
| Laura Huxley | .. | Mother of William | |
| Aubrey Harding | .. | Mayor of Queen's View | |
| Sr. Immaculata Mullane | .. | A nun from the local convent | |
| Aldous Huxley | .. | Father of William Huxley | |
| Moe Moe | .. | Owner of ''Moe's Tavern'' | |
| Tree 2 | .. | Tree 2 | |
| ''Honest'' Joe Thiever | .. | A locksmith | |
| Doctor Proctor | .. | The local doctor | |
| Nurse Terse | .. | his assistant | |
| Colin Murphy | .. | A town guard, and son of Harald ''No Feet'' Murphy | |
| Brendan Buckley | .. | A man, living in Queens View | |
| Sr. Mary Moustache | .. | A nun from the local convent | |
| Sr. Mary Beard | .. | A nun from the local convent | |
| Lenin Buckley | .. | A brother of Brendan | |
| Lisa Buckley | .. | A child | |
| Dr. Jerome K. Trindle, BSc PhD | .. | An inventor | |
| Iok Sotot | .. | Nephew of Seth, the Devil | |
| Dangsten Blackheart | .. | The reincarnation of Dan Gsten | |
| Dicey ''Fortycoats'' O Reilly | .. | A smuggler | |
| Maria Eva Ibarguren Duarte | .. | A woman living outside Queens View | |
| Daddy Pearce | .. | Leader of the Pearce Gang | |
| Pearse Pearce | .. | A member of the Pearce Gang | |
| Pearse Pearce | .. | A member of the Pearce Gang | |
| Parson Nathaniel | .. | The local cleric from Vespers Eye. | |
| Alfred Lookoutbehindyer | .. | Butler to Mr. Black. | |
| Cindy Tiger | .. | Maid to Mr. Black. | |
| Mr. Black | .. | A man living outside Vespers Eye | |
| Col. Joe Nunpar | .. | Self-styled military leader of Queens View | |
| Captain Darling | .. | A member of the G of U | |
| Bruce Teng-Fu Wong | .. | A passenger on the Hamstrain | |
| Anthea | .. | Head of dancing on the Hamstrain | |
| Sophia Sogood | .. | A passenger on the Hamstrain | |
| Slim Pickings | .. | A passenger on the Hamstrain | |
| Dr. Zigue ''Ziggy'' Zigazigar | .. | A psychiatrist on the Hamstrain | |
| Great Western | .. | The owner of the Hamstrain | |
| Fr. Joesph Jacob | .. | A priest living outside Queens View | |
| Smiler McCabe | .. | A Farmer | |
| Marasmus Bane | .. | A chemist. | |
| Caiphas | .. | A High Priest of Fire's End. | |
| Annas | .. | A High Priest of Fire's End. | |
| Matthew | |||
| Mark | |||
| Luke | .. | Scribes for Jeromitus Cristus | |
| Colm | |||
| Delilah | |||
| Jezebel | .. | Women of Jeromitus Cristus | |
| Salome | |||
| Irving Washington | .. | A famous cheese collector | |
| Ethan Rib | .. | A mouse | |
| Doop Snoggy SnogG, Bad Master of the Killer White Boy Rap | .. | Bad Master of White Boy Rap | |
| Alberto Bertone | |||
| Alberti Bertone | |||
| Carlos Bertone | .. | Members of the Bertone family | |
| Gianluca Bertone | |||
| Feather Lyte | |||
| Cherysh St. John-Smythe | .. | Ladies of the night | |
| Martini McMartin-Martin | |||
| Who is this? | .. | A suspected murderer | |
| Coachman | .. | Implicated in the Hallbridges murders | |
| Tom Braider | .. | Chief Inspector of Hallbridges | |
| Wilbur Spleen | .. | A butcher | |
| Clara Loft | .. | Runs ''Ma Stubb's Beer and Bed House'' | |
| Richard A. ''Lofty'' Loft | .. | Runs ''Ma Stubb's Beer and Bed House'' | |
| Robert Graves | .. | An undertaker working in Hallbridges | |
| Morris Desmond | .. | The local mechanic in Hallbridges | |
| Wolfgang Arturus | .. | A gentleman | |
| Orla Honey | .. | Living in the Brown/Black House | |
| Yvette Souffle | .. | Maid working in the Brown/Black House | |
| Brandy | .. | Living in the Brown/Black house. | |
| Laramie Channing-Gioberti-Cumson-Agretti | .. | Living in the Brown/Black house. | |
| Captain Patch | .. | Captain of the Rubber Rita | |
| Willing Piker | .. | First officer of the Rubber Rita | |
| Beta | .. | On board the Rubber Rita | |
| Doyouwanna Tryhard | .. | Ship's Counsellor of the Rubber Rita | |
| Torville Dean | .. | Found floating in the sea | |
| Reckless Dundee | .. | A castaway | |
| Gary | .. | The new leader of the party | |
| Olivia Apron | .. | A housewife | |
| Manfred Mann | .. | A hippy | |
| Argy Bargy | .. | A henchman | |
| Johnny The Snitch | .. | An informant | |
| Duane Mateo-Cudgel | .. | Owner of the Fine And Relaxing Tavern | |
| Jenny Jessy Winfrey | .. | A Daytime Talk Show Host | |
| Spandrel Whigow | .. | A dwarf employed as a siren in Cointreau | |
| Vincent Van Cough | .. | A Prisoner | |
| Ricky Nickett | .. | A Jailer | |
| Kenny Who? | |||
| Kenny What? | |||
| Kenny Where? | .. | Freelance Torturers | |
| Kenny Why? | |||
| Sven Goring | .. | An Adventurer | |
| Peter Deadpan | .. | An Adventurer | |
| Bumch Um | .. | Popcorn Seller in the Under City | |
| Dirty Betty | .. | Bar owner in the Under City | |
| Dobbin | .. | A man seeking revenge | |
| Rourke | .. | Ally of Pestilence Sotot | |
| Tom Sellsick | .. | A man, searching for a map | |
| Terry McHard | .. | Arthur's Minder | |
| Buddy Clampett | .. | A farmer living near the Under City | |
| Pestilence Sotot | .. | Ruler of the Under City | |
| Benson Hedges | .. | Butler working for Pestilence | |
| Frank Duster | .. | Maid living in Hysteria | |
| Tom Smooth | .. | Working in a cocktail bar | |
| Golgotha Smarm | .. | Chief Undertaker of the Triple Rock Church in Hysteria | |
| Reverend Cleophus Brown | .. | Reverend of the Triple Rock Church in Hysteria | |
| Darius | .. | A man, in Cointreau | |
| Wadsworth | .. | A butler | |
| Mr. Boddy | .. | A guest at Hill House | |
| Mason Storm | .. | Associate of Mr. Boddy | |
| Scary Mary | .. | A puppet | |
| Contagion Sotot | .. | Brother of Pestilence | |
| Scarier Mary | .. | A puppet | |
| Milicent Fluff | .. | A good fairy | |
| Cocan | .. | An adventurer | |
| Marcus Werner | .. | A man, in Newport | |
| Toombalah Umfalah | .. | King of Maboobahboobah | |
| Vasco de Sao Nuno Gomes | .. | ||
| Duncan Conor MacLeod | .. | Members of the ''Roving Band of Racial Stereotypes'' | |
| Fenton Braser | |||
| Father Fonz | .. | The coolest priest in Hysteria | |
| Slug | .. | A bass player | |
| Slug | |||
| Strahd | .. | A keyboard player | |
| Mortice | .. | A guitar player | |
| Animal | .. | A drummer | |
| Gnarlbert Gneinstein | .. | A clown | |
| Timmy Twocoats | .. | Apprentice Ring leader | |
| Batard Non Drole | .. | Clown | |
| B.T. Parnum | .. | Owner of B.T. Parnum's World of Wonders. | |
| Brick | .. | The Strongest Man in the World | |
| Gillton Menn | .. | Warden of the Jail in Hysteria | |
| Justin Case | .. | A lawyer | |
| Mei Ling Cheng | .. | A warrior | |
| Potiphar | .. | Owner of a slave galley | |
| Beard | .. | A pirate | |
| Bulbous | .. | An escaped slave | |
| Reginald Channing-Gioberti-Cumson-Agretti III | .. | Prisoner in the Brown/Black house | |
| Matty Feeler | .. | Host of StarSearch(TM) | |
| Nurse Herpes | .. | A psychiatric nurse in Caplan | |
| Mister Jones | .. | A porter in Caplan | |
| Esther Greenwood | .. | A patient in Caplan | |
| Mr. Bland | .. | A porter in Caplan | |
| Dr. Puke | .. | A doctor in Caplan | |
| Zug | .. | A barbarian | |
| Faetan Jarl | .. | A wandering fighter | |
| Fr. Gougal McDire | .. | A priest in Queens View | |
| Aramis D'Artagnan | .. | An adventurer | |
| Booger Poindexter | .. | An actor | |
| Dick Dirty | |||
| Vic Sweet | .. | An actor, portraying Clint | |
| Heidi Friechenvurgenfurgerburg | |||
| Fireman | .. | A townsman | |
| Melange Spanker | |||
| Allen Woody | .. | A townsman | |
| Cyril B. Whine. | |||
| Whinger McCaoin | .. | Living in Queens View | |
| Sarasate Fray | .. | A demon | |
| Dana | .. | A banshee | |
| Dana | |||
| Dr. Hart | |||
| Muriel Ryan | .. | Damned souls | |
| Charles Carthington-Montgommery IV | |||
| Geri Trilling | |||
| Celia Betzler | .. | Living in hell | |
| Themitia | .. | Living in hell | |
| Janet Black | |||
| Spay Domino | .. | Customers at the Super Super Extra Extra Happy Happy Nice Nice Bar | |
| Mewt | .. | A child, in hell | |
| Phet Chussy | .. | Proprieter of the Soul Twister bar | |
| Helga Goring | .. | A customer at the Soul Twister Bar | |
| TJ Snuize | .. | A ''Seducedutainer'' | |
| Joe Public | .. | A demon in Nether City | |
| Raff Riff | .. | A Butler | |
| Garaganfarhur, Devourer of Spirits | .. | Master of Nether City | |
| Bowdleriser the Insane | |||
| Flagella | |||
| Waiterloompa | |||
| Scariloompa | .. | Pampa Loomoos | |
| Einsteloompa | |||
| Chickaloompa | |||
| Astrid | .. | An adventurer | |
| Cube | .. | An adventurer | |
| Dempsey | .. | An adventurer | |
| Steward Stewart | .. | A steward on the TitaIc | |
| Jedward Smith | .. | Captain of the Titan Ic | |
| Steward Stewart | .. | A steward on the Titan Ic | |
| Bose Hatwearer | .. | A passenger on the Titan Ic | |
| Max Capacity | .. | A passenger on the Titan Ic | |
| Jooster | .. | Butler | |
| Pleasing Shegull | .. | Cook on the Titan Ic | |
| Aldwyn Bassett-Short | .. | A soldier, recently out of retirement | |
| Hans van Ederveen | .. | A promoter on Delerium | |
| Arcadia Ferrari | |||
| Felicia Pininfarina | |||
| Crystal Lamborghini | .. | Employees at Jarl's Juicy Jugs | |
| Lola Maserati | |||
| Himo Jarl | .. | A reknowned fighter, now running a bar | |
| Charles Flyd | .. | An investigator | |
| Sean Murphy | |||
| Paddy Murphy | .. | Indians | |
| Gearoid Murphy | |||
| Brownie Jacques | .. | A travel agent on Delerium | |
| Nik Trensen | .. | A monk | |
| Lloyd Christopher | .. | An adventurer | |
| Still Benner | .. | A cowboy | |
| Meredith Fonda | .. | A gambler | |
| Belle Aragorn | .. | Proprieter of Stacy-Lou's Tavern | |
| Jim Ignatwatski | .. | Customer at Stacy-Lou's Tavern | |
| Stewart Jimmie | .. | A cowboy | |
| Corwyn | .. | A bandit | |
| Nefiritiri | .. | A genie | |
| Kelly Short | .. | A woman, living in Insomnia | |
| Marasmus | .. | A genie, looking over Insomnia | |
| Cronyn | .. | Curator of the Museum in Insomnia | |
| The Verminator | |||
| Kersey Hairpiece | .. | Guards in Insomnia | |
| Pebbles Rambo | |||
| Peter Borst | .. | Pestilence's Butler | |
| Terry | .. | A guard in Insomnia | |
| Yoda-May Yoder | |||
| Samuel Yoder | .. | Pilgrims | |
| Rachel Yoder | |||
| Random Tschantz | .. | A man, travelling with the Yoders | |
| Randy Boorg | .. | A man, travelling to Insomnia | |
| Brad Brady | .. | Owner of a coffee shop in Insomnia | |
| The Dragon | .. | A fearsome dragon | |
| Professor Penelope Bassett-Short | .. | Alice's mother | |
| Tuppy Bassett-Short | |||
| Captain Anthony-Cecil Bassett-Short | |||
| Bertie Bassett-Short | |||
| Major Cecil-Anthony Bassett-Short | |||
| Agatha Bassett-Short | .. | Siblings of Alice | |
| Gordon Bassett-Short | |||
| Dahlia Bassett-Short | |||
| Fabian Bassett-Short | |||
| Freven Sty | .. | A butler | |
| Coarse | .. | A creature of unknown origin | |
| Gall | .. | A similar creature | |
| Ximinez | .. | Member of the Spanish Inquisition | |
| Biggles | .. | Member of the Spanish Inquisition | |
| Sam Jeejams | .. | Gardener to the Bassett-Shorts | |
| Kit Walker | .. | A scientist | |
| Siegfried Weaving | |||
| Tristram Plath | .. | Euphoric Elves | |
| Helen Back | |||
| Philipe Phillope | .. | A shoe inventor | |
| P'Erendos Gollados | |||
| B'Urandacus Dubatos | .. | His assistants | |
| Jefferson Jefferson | |||
| Roy The Arch Lich | .. | An Arch Lich | |
| Kares | .. | A policeman in Paranoia | |
| Ohmloss Heckler | .. | A policeman in Paranoia | |
| Raggedy Mandy | .. | His wife | |
| Funny Burger Face | .. | A burger with a funny face | |
| Sad Burger Face | .. | A burger with a sad face | |
| A hooded stranger | .. | A mysterious stranger | |
| Altho Kindlier | .. | A Euphoric Elf | |
| Hobo Haggins | .. | A Lobbit, living in Paranoia | |
| Flip Flops | .. | A shoe, invented by Philipe | |
| Sir Bernard | .. | A Knight | |
| Monilyn Marroe | .. | A damsel in distress | |
| Sir Rodorpoltas Verskeltanbel | .. | A Knight | |
| Balkline Groot | .. | A Scary Monster | |
| Olive Branch | .. | A Euphoric Elf | |
| Rock | |||
| Scissors | .. | Guards in Mermantort | |
| Paper | |||
| Bash Flannagan | .. | A critic | |
| Postin Hours | |||
| Meech and Mong | .. | The 22 hour party people | |
| Mysteriosa | |||
| Andy Spec | .. | A policeman | |
| Ozzy Nicebourne | .. | A man | |
| Reginald Trout | |||
| Angry Rabbit | .. | Hallucinations | |
| Signora della Gelato | |||
| Senor Perro | |||
| Beverly Waverly | .. | A scout leader | |
| Stacey | |||
| Macey | .. | Girl scouts | |
| Casey | |||
| Tipper Oveur | .. | A tour guide | |
| Danielle Daniel | .. | A woman in the Interior | |
| Ralph Walton | |||
| The Brown Fairy | |||
| Jimmy Oliver | .. | A celebrity chef | |
| Frodo Azziw | .. | A wizard | |
| Last Tschantz | |||
| Nicole Nicolau | .. | A woman, with Darius | |
| Lucius Cairo | .. | A man, living in Inertia | |
| The Big Cow of Inertia | .. | An average sized cow | |
| Laius Jones | |||
| Jocasta Jones | .. | The Jones Family | |
| Oeddie Jones | |||
| Rumplestiltskin | .. | A hermit | |
| Ms. Stern | .. | Headmistress of Ms. Stern's Reform School for Delinquint Children. | |
| Dora Tree | .. | A child | |
| Ms. Manners | .. | A teacher | |
| Do Barville | .. | A disciplinarian | |
| Almira Gulch | .. | A Placebium miner | |
| Morten Viggosen | .. | A Guard | |
| Sean Boringmore | .. | A Guard | |
| Indusia Smartish | .. | A Scarecrow | |
| Amon Eidolon | .. | A wraith | |
| Archibald | |||
| Carlysle | |||
| Montague | .. | Zombies | |
| Barthelomew | |||
| A Seven Headed Beast | .. | An illusion | |
| Ms. Fortune | .. | A teacher | |
| Martin Fairchild | .. | A man, in Dystopia | |
| Constance Prude | .. | Leader of the Philite Mothers Against Fun | |
| Chac Grainer | .. | A man, in Dystopia | |
| Spark Almond | .. | A bouncer | |
| Tara Turquoise | .. | A Hierophantic Knight | |
| Sebastian Lite | .. | A Hierophantic Knight | |
| George ''Stump'' Crosscreek | .. | A man | |
| Bones McToy | .. | A skeleton | |
| First Statue | .. | A statue | |
| Second Statue | .. | A statue | |
| Jonas | .. | A man, living in a dragon | |
| Jane Dane | .. | A receptionist | |
| Jusilla ;;Juice'' Drandau | .. | A woman, in Asphyxia | |
| Spruce Hannigan | .. | A woman, in Asphyxia | |
| Maxwell House | .. | Head of Administration for the Hierophantic Knights | |
| Snyder | .. | A Watcher | |
| Bally McEal | .. | A Watcher | |
| Lucy Angel | .. | A Lawyer | |
| Morris Jimson | |||
| Jack Crowe | |||
| Crazy Jake Chin | |||
| Tommy Rotten | .. | Hierophantic Knights | |
| Horatio Bratwurst | |||
| Unit 314 | .. | A prototype new knight | |
| The Demon Form of Bally McEal | .. | The demon form of Bally McEal | |
| Abur | |||
| Aargh | .. | Demons | |
| Dolorion | |||
| Mysterious Stranger | .. | An unknown assailant | |
| God | .. | The Supreme Being | |
| Stephen | |||
| Mikey Walsh | |||
| Keith Walsh | .. | Dobbin's brothers | |
| Shane Walsh | |||
| Wally Louche | .. | A music promoter | |
| Herby Zidler | .. | A concert organiser | |
| Scary Syck | |||
| Nicey Syck | .. | Members of the band N-Syck | |
| Spikey Syck | |||
| John Smith | .. | An adventurer | |
| Mister Smith | .. | A porter in Caplan | |
| Alyssa Longsort | .. | A lady, in Asphyxia | |
| Quintin Smarm | |||
| Barry Barry | |||
| Charity White | .. | A time traveller | |
| Faern Short | |||
| Prince George | .. | A time traveller | |
| Bevan Rilliams | .. | A man, in Asphyxia | |
| Dorchadas | |||
| Evan Starglow | .. | A half elf, passing through Asphyxia | |
| The Prof | |||
| Pourke | |||
| Montomery Giles | .. | A watcher | |
| Phull Mutchell | .. | A hotel manager | |
| Elliot Freidkin | .. | A man, in Ataxia | |
| Jack Alanson | .. | A zombie | |
| The Bringer | .. | A demon | |
| Sonia Meek | .. | A woman, from Ataxia | |
| Dot | .. | A maid | |
| The Screamers | .. | The Bringer's Henchman | |
| Special Agent Sully | .. | FIB Agent | |
| Special Agent Mouldy | .. | FIB Agent | |
| Rick Moronis | .. | A fake Bringer | |
| Sr. Purity | .. | A nun, in Queens View | |
| Andy Mann | .. | A handy man | |
| Trevor Tchaikovsky | |||
| Sharon Shostakovich | .. | Gypsies | |
| Baz Khachaturian | |||
| Bjorseth Bjorsethsen | .. | A man, from Serenity | |
| Aphi Liburni | .. | A man, from Serenity | |
| Geneva Hannigan | .. | An adventurer | |
| Tamsin Laveau | .. | An adventurer | |
| The Devil | .. | The Queen of Darkness | |
| Sybil Scales | .. | Manageress of The Primrose Valley Happy Place for Crazy People | |
| Susan Strange | |||
| Peggy Sue | .. | Patients at The Primrose Valley Happy Place for Crazy People | |
| Nince Passeem | |||
| Mad Albert | |||
| Bumblebore | .. | A Path Gallant | |
| Arthur Delay | .. | A business man in the Under City | |
| Scarthur Argyle | .. | A man, in Cachexia | |
| Chim Chimenee | .. | Cachexian guard | |
| Thatch Marger | .. | A woman, in Cachexia | |
| Barney The Torturer | .. | A torturer | |
| Shay O'Vara | .. | Mayor of Cachexia | |
| Ashley Aural | .. | A seamstress | |
| Mashley Argyle | .. | Daughter of Scarthur | |
| Airy-Kate Argyle | .. | Daughter of Scarthur | |
| Bravis Tickle | .. | A guard in Euneirophrenia | |
| Grace Marlow | .. | A lady in Euneirophrenia | |
| Aileen Bridger | .. | A waitress | |
| Dartful Rodger | |||
| Rosemary Lovejoy | .. | Diners in Bridgers Bakery | |
| Madchen Lynch | |||
| Tobey Parker | |||
| Louis Kesher | .. | A man | |
| Geoffrey Marlow | .. | Captain of the guards | |
| Richard Skeith | .. | A pimp | |
| Cici Merteuil | .. | A prostitute | |
| Franky Fenster | .. | A jeweller | |
| Fitz | .. | A town guard | |
| Sarah Marlow | .. | A girl, in Euneirophrenia | |
| Cady Marlow | .. | Captain of the guards in Euneirophrenia | |
| Charlie Bridger | .. | Owner of Bridger's Bakery | |
| Richard Keith | .. | A man, in Euneirophrenia | |
| Dr. Gonzo | .. | Owner of Dr. Gonzo's University of Drinking | |
| Robbie FitzHagrid | .. | A doorman | |
| Arnie Lynch | .. | The mayor of Euneirophrenia | |
| Carrell Folin | .. | A man, in Euneirophrenia | |
| Azrael Spica | .. | A woman, in Euneirophrenia | |
| Albus Spica | .. | Her father | |
| Grover | .. | A hand puppet | |
| Janey Baby | |||
| General Store | .. | A shopkeeper | |
| Coop Daler | .. | A man, in Euneirophrenia | |
| Faith | |||
| Ines | |||
| Willful | |||
| Patience | |||
| Honour | |||
| Grace | .. | Brides | |
| Earnestine | |||
| Charity | |||
| Mercy | |||
| Elan | |||
| Dara | |||
| Fem | .. | A cavewoman | |
| Meve Starchant | .. | A prisoner | |
| Muh | .. | An escaped prisoner | |
| Jimmy Sullivan | |||
| Ivan Marsters | .. | A Hierophantic Knight | |
| Jimmy Sullivan | .. | A man, in Easpach | |
| Big Dan Forrest | |||
| Lucan Gecko | |||
| Neville Nebbish | |||
| Ghufran | .. | Grooms | |
| Adam Torque | .. | Military leader of the Scalies. | |
| Furious Adam | |||
| Emile Wilkins III | |||
| Dead Fred | |||
| Frederick | .. | The village idiot | |
| Alec Smart | |||
| Athlackey | .. | A demon | |
| Krafty Giffin | .. | A coffee hound | |
| Casper Caspersen | |||
| Hank Toms | .. | Men, in Serenity | |
| Ack | .. | A caveman | |
| Jack Hacking | .. | Guard in the Under City | |
| J. Jack Jackson | |||
| Marge Groening | .. | A Lady, in Serenity | |
| Marcy Barcy | .. | A dogsbody | |
| Shavenologist | .. | A cult member | |
| June Monsoon | .. | A lady, living near Apraxia | |
| Toby Monsoon | .. | Leader of the Shavenologists | |
| Marsellus Rhames | .. | His second-in-command | |
| Paddy Stay | .. | A follower of Diceifer | |
| Patrick Stay | .. | A follower of Diceifer | |
| S'rah | |||
| Leeza Condi | |||
| Gaia | .. | Weavenologists | |
| Martha Allen | |||
| Leslie Dorsey | |||
| Eve | .. | Leader of the Weavenologists | |
| Statsy Pone | .. | A Path Gallant | |
| Nathaniel Fortune | |||
| Kevin Brookwest | |||
| Lenin Buckley | .. | A man, son of Iok Sotot | |
| Jordan Goody | .. | Chavenologists | |
| Axel Beckham | |||
| Tyler Davison | |||
| Picki Vollard | .. | A groupie | |
| Norman Chuffington | .. | A man, brokenhearted | |
| Berry Berry | .. | Living in Queens View | |
| King Furberry | .. | The leader of the Chavenologists | |
| Grydney Scenestreet | .. | A butler | |
| Alex | .. | A gentleman | |
| Ben | .. | A ruffian | |
| Bill | .. | A hero | |
| Chris | .. | A victim | |
| Humphrey | .. | A distinguished gentleman | |
| Naomi | .. | A loudmouth | |
| Bryan | .. | The Amnesic Version of Mikey | |
| Ian Lovejoy | |||
| Kian | .. | The Amnesic Version of Shane | |
| Mark | .. | The Amnesic Version of Keith | |
| Brandon Ingalls | .. | An Innkeeper | |
| Don Corleone | .. | Clint's Henchman | |
| Tyler Burden | .. | The Amnesic Version of Darius | |
| Butch Rush | |||
| Angle Boreanaz | .. | Henchmen of Lord Scanruil | |
| Stony Wall | |||
| Ed Winchester | .. | Roving reporter for National Network News | |
| Ned Kelly | .. | A cyclist | |
| Marie Everhart | .. | The Amnesic Version of Tamsin | |
| William | .. | The Amnesic Version of Jerome | |
| Marcel Scanruil | .. | A connoisseur | |
| Cupid Scanruil | .. | A Southern Belle | |
| Sid Scanruil | .. | A ruffian | |
| Gizzard Scanruil | .. | A punk | |
| Alan Pheasant | .. | A PR man | |
| Michael Lloyd | .. | A time traveller | |
| Schmichael Umacher | .. | A retired carriage racer | |
| Count Quackula | |||
| Bill Mallard | .. | DJs for Radio K Duck | |
| Frances Drake | |||
| Derek Hall | .. | A cheeky cockney PR type | |
| Michael Portico | .. | A smooth talking PR type | |
| Campion Peakston | .. | A man, from Anaesthesia | |
| Corky Ford | .. | A woman, traveling with Campion | |
| Acorn Oak | |||
| Pink Cassidy | .. | Jesters | |
| Elfic | |||
| Julia Duck | .. | A Constipated Duck | |
| Surly Cue | .. | A Spoilt Brat | |
| Jake Japers | .. | A juggler | |
| Stinkywinky | |||
| Teledubya | .. | Smellytubbies | |
| Telestubbly | |||
| Dennis Rons | |||
| Ernie Becclestone | |||
| Smock | .. | A child | |
| Angry Dave Ruddock | .. | A prisoner | |
| Dave the Demon | .. | An independant trader. | |
| Posie Jackard | |||
| Louise Merriweather | .. | A fortune teller | |
| Leon Fache | .. | A Frenchman | |
| Tweedletony | .. | A twerp | |
| Tweedlebush | .. | Another twerp | |
| Tiffany Golightly | .. | A ballet dancer | |
| Shelley O'Shea | .. | A mother | |
| Junior O'Shea | .. | Her son | |
| Rick O'Shea | .. | An idiot | |
| David Spratt | .. | A man | |
| Roseanne Spratt | .. | His wife | |
| Q Spratt | .. | Their son | |
| Mr. Brown | .. | Owner of the Black house. | |
| Faith Brown | .. | A very clever girl | |
| Alf Grand | .. | The moral guardian of Metaplasia | |
| Godmother Grand | .. | His wife | |
| Dawson Creep | .. | The Handsomest man in Metaplasia | |
| Roberta Creep | .. | His cousin | |
| John Toulouse | .. | A photographer | |
| Dominque Dominick | .. | A beautiful woman | |
| Enrique | .. | A genius | |
| Jose | .. | A moron | |
| Salem Le Fort | .. | A chair | |
| Chester Chesterfield | .. | A chest of drawers | |
| Blofeld | .. | A leather armchair | |
| Chip | .. | A Guardian of Uprightness | |
| Dale | .. | A Guardian of Uprightness | |
| Templeton Stetson | |||
| Rosellini Luaro | .. | Mariaites | |
| Borsaloni Fino | |||
| Blue Eyes | |||
| Black Eyes | .. | Undercover agents | |
| Brown Eyes | |||
| Noah Sark | .. | A boat builder | |
| Gerry Longneck | .. | A giraffe | |
| Nelly Trunkington | .. | An elephant | |
| Richard Cliff | .. | A receptionist | |
| Sunny De Vil | .. | A scary maid | |
| Patience Summers | .. | An adventurer | |
| Monsieur Chocolat | .. | A restauranter | |
| Manuel Smith | .. | A waiter | |
| Emily Morrison | |||
| Daffy Duct | .. | An outraged passenger | |
| Phil Clean | |||
| Claude Gruel | |||
| Donkey | .. | A donkey | |
| Claude De Montague | .. | Owner of the Warm And Relaxing Tavern | |
| Bambi | .. | Nandroleans | |
| Thumper | |||
| Trinny | .. | A Phenterimine | |
| Tranny | .. | A Phenterimine | |
| Jack Napier | .. | A Happy Chappy | |
| Annabel Mole | .. | A woman suffering from Scalies. | |
| Channabel Wong | .. | A beautiful woman | |
| Jewel Robinson | .. | A sex symbol | |
| Davey Marley | .. | A Demon | |
| Azzugas | .. | An Archdemon | |
| Nigel Smalls | .. | A body builder | |
| Stackie Jallone | .. | A Cleaner | |
| Caroline Wilkerson | .. | An Administrator | |
| Reginald Carruthers | .. | A Chauffeur | |
| The Monk | .. | A man, in Asphyxia | |
| Albert Ferrer | .. | A sceptic | |
| Bert Allenstein | .. | A scientist | |
| Spot The Dog | .. | A talking dog | |
| Jebus | .. | A man | |
| Edward Vulture | .. | A duellist | |
| Diana Carter | .. | His opponent | |
| Greg Putin | .. | A martyr | |
| Reg Scanruil | .. | An organiser | |
| Hutger Rauer | .. | An Antipathy | |
| Tim The Beholder | .. | A scary monster with lots of eyes | |
| Sir Dancelot | .. | A knight | |
| Laura White | .. | An alternative version of Smock | |
| Scarlett O'Mara | .. | A vicious harpy | |
| Vila Blake | .. | A doll collector | |
| Amanda Hayleigh | .. | The Amazing Amanda | |
| Leland Scar | |||
| Carie Murie | .. | A mathematician | |
| Smacks Plank | .. | Another kind of mathematician | |
| Rowdy Trixx | .. | A Referee | |
| Vincenzo Smith | .. | A Scientist Fights fan | |
| Murray Stalker | .. | A commentator | |
| Ray Sunshine | .. | A bus driver | |
| Cossie Howard | .. | A commentator | |
| Frisky | |||
| Sky Tenetta | .. | A customer at the Soul Twister Bar | |
| Peppy | .. | Maids | |
| Zippy | |||
| Sergeant Drill | .. | An angry man | |
| Lionel Cool | .. | A cool man | |
| Joey Stallion | .. | A randy man | |
| Sebastian Waugh | .. | A poet | |
| Judge Fudge | .. | A chocolate lover | |
| Tom Crier | .. | A town crier | |
| Wendy Hook | .. | Peter Deadpan's wife | |
| Davis Jefferson | .. | A man, in Anemia | |
| Officer Phlouxsie | .. | A security guard | |
| Mrs. Danvers | .. | A brothel madam | |
| Hester Prynn | |||
| Georgia Carolina | |||
| Lesley Marche aux Pouces | |||
| Kat Masterson | .. | Hookers | |
| Marilee Golightly | |||
| Faun Montague de Comerford | |||
| Jasmine Wong | |||
| Flea Bag | .. | A male prostitute | |
| Piggy Opp | .. | A tired customer | |
| Office McBoots | |||
| Office O'Sexy | |||
| Office Barbie | .. | Security Guards | |
| Office Shelley | |||
| Office Sindy | |||
| Sam ''Slim'' Crosscreek | .. | Brother of Stump | |
| Tea Bag | .. | A mysterious stranger | |
| Mona Wyder | |||
| Billy Joe Strongarm | |||
| Gwynnie Deathrow | |||
| Cameron De Ath | .. | Zombies | |
| Fin Diesel | |||
| Scarlett Washandsome | |||
| Nicole Honey | .. | A Euphoric Elf | |
| Brendan Priestley | .. | A driver | |
| Charles 'Free' Whitaker VI | .. | A hippy | |
| Ston Jeed | .. | A hat collector | |
| Haris Pilton | .. | A zombie | |
| Dave Angel | .. | A fallen angel | |
| Jeromite | .. | A Geeky Zombie | |
| Jeromite | .. | A less geeky zombie | |
| Vittor Macdissi | .. | Some sort of foreigner | |
| JC Perrin | .. | A Lecturer | |
| Sister Continence | .. | A nun | |
| Claire Dare | .. | An administrator | |
| Arthur McCreepy | .. | A student | |
| Dubbles | .. | A porter | |
| Nolty Nick | .. | A refugee | |
| Posey Parker | .. | A Path Gallant | |
| Anthony Parker | .. | A naked Path Gallant | |
| Bryam Tuff | .. | A bard | |
| Vindel | .. | An elf | |
| George Specswearer | |||
| Hustin Duffman | .. | Apologists | |
| Lazarus Duffman | |||
| Stootsie Duffman | |||
| Gillette Fusion | |||
| Pantene Provy | .. | Paranoid elves | |
| Neosporin Antifungal | |||
| Timrus | .. | A Paranoid Policeman | |
| Verbiage Circumambages | .. | A Euphoric Elf | |
| Ken Shabby | .. | An Assassin | |
| Jake Blutarsky | .. | A Glutton | |
| Avid Dattenborough | .. | A commentator | |
| Havid Dasselhoff | .. | A sexy beast | |
| Miss Prim | .. | A librarian | |
| Cymon Sowell | .. | An envious man | |
| Dave The Spider | .. | A Spider | |
| Spider Parker | .. | A spider | |
| Cevin Casey | .. | A well dressed man | |
| Havid Dasselhoff, version 2 | .. | A satisfied man | |
| Crussell Rowe | |||
| Spider | .. | A half spider/half labrador puppy | |
| Crussell Rowe, version 2 | .. | A calm man | |
| Mann Scoulter | .. | A woman, possibly | |
| Mann Scoulter, version 2 | |||
| Craner Michaels | .. | A man, in the Interior | |
| Verbal Mills | |||
| Oliver Salad | .. | A dentist | |
| Marcel Rhames | .. | A henchman | |
| Gill Bates | .. | A geek | |
| Nambu Nbaragu | .. | An ubergeek | |
| Nicki ''Happy'' Lip | .. | A nauseatingly cute child | |
| Frances ''Frank'' Fisher | .. | A stalker | |
| Wilberforce Giles | .. | A wannabe bad guy | |
| Johnny Panic | .. | A deserter | |
| Dur TiRag | .. | A doctor | |
| Raggedy Andy | .. | Owner of the Tidy And Relaxing Tavern | |
| Zandy Hatmann | .. | A motivational speaker | |
| The Ghost | |||
| The Blue Ghost | .. | Ghosts | |
| The Yellow Ghost | |||
| Dr. Dodd Awesome | |||
| Barney Awesome | .. | Leader of Team Awesome | |
| Harvey Kingston-Short VI | .. | Harvey's son | |
| Lily Kingston-Short | .. | Harvey's daughter | |
| Rose ''Rat'' Kingston-Short | .. | Harvey's second daughter | |
| Anneray Langer | .. | A haemorrhoid sufferer | |
| Balaclava | .. | A kidnapper | |
| Balaclavab | .. | Another kidnapper | |
| Imimi Le Phon | .. | A Police Mime | |
| Flechter Mackay | .. | A Police Man | |
| Yeddie Ates | .. | A witness | |
| Freddie Ates | .. | His wife | |
| Bobbo O'Kelsey | .. | A voyeur | |
| Scabby | .. | A Mascot | |
| Stabby The Syringe | .. | A Mascot | |
| Agnum Pi | .. | A Sock Her Player | |
| Alex Flichtner | .. | A Witness | |
| Brad Williams | .. | ||
| Doogie Browser | .. | ||
| Penny Farthing | .. | ||
| Dolly the Sheep | .. | A sheep | |
| Po Beep | .. | A waitress | |
| Flo Beep | .. | A waitress | |
| Bob Beep | .. | A restauranter | |
| Roc J | .. | A homeboy | |
| 20 SP | .. | A rapper | |
| Borey Trevor | .. | An old friend | |
| Neil Canuck | .. | A candidate for The Angry Party | |
| Ed Paulington | .. | A candidate for The Doubtful Party | |
| Walter Such | .. | A candidate | |
| Junior Junior | .. | A Flyer Distributer | |
| Jerome (Apparently fake) | .. | A candidate for The Kemodat Party | |
| Charlie Monaghan | .. | Just a guy | |
| Tony 'Dragon' Dragon | .. | ||
| John Smith(2) | .. | A Chicken | |
| Dewey Angel | .. | A Town Guard | |
| Jack Waters | .. | ||
| Meg Angel | .. | A Housewife | |
| Lee Tommy Jones | .. | A cop | |
| Krusty McKrusterson | .. | A clown | |
| Genesis | .. | A possible Custos-Clementine | |
| Leviticus | .. | A man, in the warehouse | |
| Exodus | .. | A man, in the warehouse | |
| Doctor Fibula | .. | A doctor | |
| Doctor Radius | .. | A doctor | |
| Doctor Ulna | .. | A doctor | |
| Jarvis Lucius | .. | A patient | |
| Remy Jarvis | .. | A patient | |
| Anne Onnimus | .. | A patient | |
| Glloom | .. | An unknown creature | |
| An elephant | .. | An elephant in a jar | |
| Christopher Talken | .. | A head in a jar | |
| Jargelina | .. | A woman in a jar | |
| Man lion | .. | Freak | |
| Woman Leopard | .. | Animal freak | |
| Scarlett | .. | A fighter | |
| Fido Chuffington | .. | A dog | |
| Doctor Clavicle | .. | A doctor | |
| Doctor Sternum | .. | A doctor | |
| Doctor Scapula | .. | A doctor | |
| Flakerfly | .. | A monster, possibly | |
| Lucy Angel(2) | .. | Lucy | |
| Jemima | .. | A secretary | |
| Lucy (3) | .. | Lucy Angel | |
| Mashate | .. | Siamese twins | |
| Pinnochiette | .. | A wooden girl | |
| Dreevil | .. | A shark | |
| Charlotte Parker-Kensington | .. | A watcher | |
| Mal Urray | .. | A pub landlord | |
| Teith Flyd | .. | A customer in a bar | |
| Yoby Jung | .. | A patron in a bar | |
| George La Forge | .. | Member of the Harma Initiative | |
| Tristan Garibaldi | .. | A Clementine | |
| Lucky Basket | .. | An adventurer | |
| Dumkin | .. | An angry dwarf | |
| Grimli | .. | A grim dwarf | |
| Derek The Dwarf | .. | A dwarf | |
| Frank Hertigus | .. | A dwarf | |
| Warden Bishop | .. | A Prison Warden | |
| Spotty Doohan | .. | A Prison Guard | |
| Choco Latay | .. | A HARMA Initiative Education Officer | |
| Duke Foxington | .. | A prisoner | |
| Scary Mask | .. | A man in a scary looking mask | |
| Pan | .. | An Angel | |
| Fleur de Lis | .. | An organizer | |
| Cassiel | .. | Angel of Temperance | |
| Rashnu | .. | Angel of Judgement | |
| Perpetiel | .. | Angel of Success | |
| Jophiel | .. | Angel of Enlightenment | |
| Charoum | .. | Angel of Silence | |
| Grubby McGruberson | .. | A grubby kid | |
| Walter Badd | .. | A man, in Equality | |
| Samandiriel | .. | Angel of Imagination | |
| Sachael | .. | Angel of Water | |
| Ezekiel | .. | Angel of Death | |
| Angelina | .. | An angel | |
| Lucifer | .. | Fallen Angel | |
| Israfel | .. | Angel of Fire | |
| Raziel | .. | Angel of Mysteries | |
| Muriel | .. | Angel of June | |
| Shona Han | .. | A Thief | |
| Harvey Altered | .. | Altered Harvey | |
| Clint Altered | .. | Altered Clint | |
| Dur Altered | .. | Altered Dur | |
| Charlie Altered | .. | Altered Charlie | |
| Shona | .. | Altered Shona | |
| Alice Altered | .. | Altered Alice | |
| Lucinda Braun | .. | A woman | |
| Claire Braun | .. | A girl | |
| Eustace Braun | .. | A man | |
| Victoria Braun | .. | A girl | |
| Lillian Planck | .. | A woman | |
| Abbot Baptiste | .. | A man | |
| Penelope Baptiste | .. | A woman | |
| Jacob Linus | .. | A man | |
| Elizabeth Van der Waals | .. | A girl | |
| Anna Marconi | .. | A girl | |
| Haskell Bohr | .. | A town guard | |
| Clotilda Hofstadter | .. | A doctor | |
| Cecil Rontgen | .. | A man | |
| The Devourer | .. | A scary looking monster | |
| Leonora Planck | .. | A girl | |
| Tymecloude | .. | A woman | |
| Serena MacKenna | .. | A woman, on Ben | |
| Andrea Hofstadter | .. | A virgin | |
| Bimberly Waisley | .. | A woman | |
| Jake Bauer | .. | A timekeeper | |
| Mr. Rigas | .. | Manager, Dept. of Disposal | |
| Mark Rogers | .. | A HR Officer | |
| Mr. Milken | .. | Manager, Dept. of Filing | |
| Mr. Skilling | .. | Manager, Dept. of Copying | |
| Mr. Keating | .. | Manager, Dept. | |
| Mr. Weiss | .. | Manager, Dept. of | |
| The boys | .. | A group of boys | |
| Mr. Poulsen | .. | Manager, Dept. of | |
| Mr. Harold | .. | Manager, Dept. of | |
| Mr. Kinsey | .. | Manager, Dept. of | |
| Ms. Secretary | .. | Manager, Dept. of | |
| Mr. Madoff | .. | A manager | |
| Max Profit | .. | A CEO | |
| Mrs. Madoff | .. | A wife | |
| Tim Tiramisu | .. | A man | |
| Mervin Meringue | .. | A man | |
| Bernard Baklava | .. | A doorman | |
| Prof. Charles 'Deuce' Hilliard-Montgomery-Carthington II | .. | A scientist | |
| Tompars Paris | .. | A HARMA operative | |
| Prof. Dick Wernstrom | .. | A Professor | |
| Dr. Hiram Finkelstein | .. | The PhDJ | |
| Frederick Hrothgar Goreblood | .. | A Barbarian Scientist | |
| Muffin | .. | A poodle | |
| Del Bhoy | .. | A bell boy | |
| Bon Jilkes Wooth | .. | A delegate | |
| Alfred Reinstein | .. | A professor | |
| Ben Carlow | .. | A hotel guest | |
| Victoria Carlow | .. | A hotel guest | |
| Sam White | .. | A fireman | |
| PC Plop | .. | A policeman | |
| Leif Treeverson | .. | A Candlestick Maker | |
| Trei Treeverson | .. | A spy | |
| Ted Everyman | .. | Just a guy | |
| Barry Ting | .. | A reporter | |
| Roger Rogers | .. | A candidate | |
| Sheldon Parsons | .. | An advisor | |
| Betsy McToy | .. | An advisor | |
| Barry Goodbar | .. | A HARMA Initiate | |
| Chip Murphy | .. | A hotel guest | |
| Senor Raul Pantalones | .. | A soap star | |
| Stan Ta | .. | An angry drunk | |
| John Pressman | .. | A reporter | |
| Billy Goat | .. | A goat | |
| Tobias Cruess | .. | An Official | |
| Galavan | .. | A Fop | |
| Mary Mudd | .. | A hotel guest | |
| John Mudd | .. | A hotel guest | |
| Frank Shabby | .. | A guard | |
| Count-a-matic 4000 | .. | A semi-automatic counting machine | |
| Anton Anon | .. | A HARMA Initiate | |
| Ken Bingsley | .. | A pilgrim | |
| Fina Tey | .. | A pilgrim | |
| Pavel Murphy | .. | A HARMA Initiate | |
| Neff (Terry) Ffambell | .. | A candidate | |
| William Worship | .. | A reverend | |
| John (Terry) O'Quinn | .. | A Candidate | |
| Spavel Smurphy | .. | A HARMA Initiate | |
| Timidia Barnacle | .. | An angry wife | |
| Crasier Frane | .. | A doctor | |
| Melody Kindle | .. | Wanted | |
| Hura O'Rura | .. | A HARMA Initiate | |
| Wilson Barnacle | .. | An inventor | |
| Bax Meesley | .. | A man, in an asylum | |
| Sugar McSpice | .. | A gym instructor | |
| Lex (Terry) Rosenbaum | .. | A Candidate | |
| Patti (Terry) Lee | .. | A Candidate | |
| Simon Bisley | .. | A HARMA Initiate | |
| Clementine | .. | A widow | |
| Orange Jello | .. | A shop owner | |
| Lemon Jello | .. | A shop owner | |
| Herez Pillton | .. | A barman | |
| Ashley Asswipe | .. | A Shopaholic | |
| Joe Bigg | .. | A Detective/Chef | |
| John de Bosco | .. | A man with a box on his head | |
| John de Bosco (II) | .. | A man without a box on his head | |
| Miranda Nixon | .. | A woman with a pin | |
| Steve Tin | .. | A man in a bathrobe | |
| Dara Clarus | .. | A mother | |
| Pearse Meerce | .. | A weirdo | |
| Princess | .. | A kitten | |
| Orlya | .. | A Goddess | |
| Jim Poindexter | .. | Some sort of nerd | |
| Alternate Alice | .. | Eighties-throwback Alice | |
| Alternate Austin | .. | A long haired, chicken-wielding Austin | |
| Alternate Charlie | .. | A meek looking Charlie | |
| Alternate Clint | .. | A dorky Clint | |
| Alternate Dur | .. | A pimply-faced teenage Dur | |
| Alternate Harvey | .. | A rather fabulous Harvey | |
| Alternate Fred | .. | A middle management type Fred | |
| Dan Gormless | .. | A teenager | |
| Ivan Semenkic | .. | A sailor | |
| Caite Weiner | .. | A room mate | |
| Estelle Dribbler | .. | A mother | |
| Chardonnay Dwight | .. | A whiney teenager | |
| Joel Tirscahro | .. | A driver | |
| Tyson Ike | .. | A waiter | |
| Dan Dirty | .. | A motorcyclist | |
| Geary Scheuring | .. | A security guard | |
| Toby Rogers | .. | A HR type | |
| Tilly Lomlin | .. | A secretary | |
| Dave Soot | .. | A biker | |
| Dick Mudd | .. | A biker | |
| General Pearse I. Hawk | .. | An actor | |
| Mr. Detrimentus | .. | A lawyer | |
| Steve Slug | .. | A Monster Slug Demon | |
| Archibald 'Angry' Anderson | .. | An upset man | |
| Ricky Ratton | .. | A prisoner | |
| Gack McJee | .. | A HARMA officer | |
| Ben Benediction | .. | A reverend | |
| Adam McPatch | .. | A man | |
| Ted Nunpar | .. | A HARMA officer | |
| Dougal Nunpar | .. | A HARMA officer | |
| Mary Mucus | .. | A lady with a cold | |
| Sylvia Snott | .. | A lady, with a cold | |
| Jones | .. | A spy | |
| Darius Terry | .. | Darius as a Swarm member | |
| Kenny Oksimo | .. | A driver | |
| Mold Polyp | .. | An old crone | |
| Dayniel Danlewis | .. | A pedestrian | |
| Titus Opius | .. | A traveller | |
| Ferry McBobbin | .. | A barman | |
| Katie Holmley | .. | A woman, in Saint Taint's | |
| Bryan Beacreast | .. | A man, in Saint Taint's | |
| Jessica Elba | .. | A woman, in Saint Taint's | |
| Noel Entry | .. | A security guard | |
| Billy Kidd | .. | A child | |
| Brosty | .. | A snowman | |
| Crosty | .. | A snowman | |
| Trosty | .. | A snowman | |
| Bantam Alpha | .. | A guard | |
| Picayune Beta | .. | A guard | |
| Dimunity Gamma | .. | A guard | |
| Adam Dawson | .. | A man | |
| Gim Atti | .. | A train driver | |
| Topham Hattington | .. | A controller | |
| Mary Anderson | .. | A virgin, at Ixi | |
| Interferon | .. | A man in a hood | |
| Winky Pinkerton | .. | A game show hostess | |
| Pob Poopants | .. | A game show host | |
| The Griswolds | .. | A family | |
| Tim Jalpert | .. | Member of Team Bland | |
| Perry Malmer | .. | Member of Team Bland | |
| Bam Peesley | .. | Member of Team Bland | |
| Hyland Roward | .. | Member of Team Bland | |
| Shedley Everuth | .. | Member of Team Bland | |
| Bonald Rump | .. | A boss | |
| Monster | .. | A Monster | |
| Mel Spice | .. | A fan club organizer | |
| Gadam Itlin | .. | A librarian | |
| Ashley Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's brother | |
| Williams | .. | The butler for the Parker-Kensington household | |
| Cordelia Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's niecee | |
| Alphonsus Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's Great Great Uncle | |
| Rudyard Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's father | |
| Martha | .. | A maid for the Parker-Kensington household | |
| Gertrude Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's grandmother | |
| Helena Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's mother | |
| Leslie Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's brother | |
| Henry | .. | ||
| Amacus (Mac) Brindleworthy | .. | A Watcher | |
| Ruth Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's sister-in-law | |
| Cordy 2 | .. | A girl, all dressed up | |
| Josephine Parker-Kensington | .. | Charlie's sister | |
| Nanna Willa | .. | A desiccated corpse | |
| Clara | .. | A maid for the Parker-Kensington household | |
| The Essence | .. | The Essence of Evil from Nanna Willa | |
| Jerrick Adaar | .. | A smuggler | |
| Bonnie Tylenol | .. | A hysterical woman | |
| Terry Baldington | .. | Candidate | |
| Stinkin Lincoln | .. | A goon, in Queens View | |
| Adam Johns | .. | A man, possibly an angel | |
| Pauline Hoso | .. | A Candidate | |
| Alice Black | .. | A widow | |
| Austin 'Keen As' Mustard | .. | A man | |
| Charlie Green | .. | A young woman | |
| Fr. Clint White | .. | A priest | |
| Dur Plum | .. | A man | |
| Jerrick Scarlet | .. | A poet | |
| Mac Peacock | .. | A pop sensation | |
| Smithers | .. | A butler | |
| Reggie Andrews | .. | A guest | |
| Horatio Dimewell | .. | A man with a big gun | |
| Don McJain | .. | An injured man | |
| Bernard MacBernie | .. | A man, in Queens View | |
| Spikey | .. | Some sort of snail | |
| Datt Mamon | .. | A man, in Queens View | |
| Kira Shakely | .. | A woman, in Queens View | |
| Bunny Slug | .. | A slug that looks like a cutesy bunny | |
| Jack Hammer | .. | A police officer | |
| Officer Cherysh | .. | A police officer | |
| Beagan Demon | .. | A small, angry demon | |
| Guy De Chasten | .. | A receptionist | |
| Winston Winsome | .. | ||
| Brunhilde Granuaile Rasumussen Ostergaard | .. | Darius' bride | |
| Dr. Phoebe Rourke-Burke | .. | ||
| Cherrie Pye | .. | A wedding guest | |
| Lolli Popp | .. | A wedding guest | |
| Sinclair Reeves | .. | A wedding guest | |
| Blaine Shine | .. | ||
| Mac Brindleworth | .. | A legendary Watcher | |
| Ninka Lohmann | .. | Bruni's bridesmaid | |
| Thusnelda Magnussen | .. | Bruni's bridesmaid | |
| Gullbrith | .. | Bruni's bridesmaid | |
| Evangeline Tolstrup | .. | Bruni's bridesmaid | |
| Dave Waiter | .. | A waiter | |
| Penny Stainer | .. | A Setar player | |
| Isobel Cumberland | .. | A xylophone player | |
| Lance Lotts | .. | A man in a yellow tie | |
| Marvin Carvin | .. | A bouncer | |
| Billy Kidd | .. | An annoying kid | |
| Jemyr Fisher | .. | A gatecrasher | |
| Douglas Beige | .. | A man, in Apraxia | |
| Johna Olive | .. | A cheerleader for Pestilence | |
| Gaul Soodman | .. | A lawyer | |
| Judge Reinhold Judge | .. | A Judge | |
| Hunnie Cyrup | .. | A Hooker | |
| Igor Norant | .. | A court deputy | |
| Dr. Saura Lessinger | .. | Some sort of psychologist | |
| Paul (Pinky) Pinkman | .. | A minion of Pestilence | |
| Jackie Hatts | .. | A matron | |
| Forge Bronco | .. | A groom at Bodenringham Manor | |
| Mark Marquis | .. | A man, outside a cave | |
| Farley Arrow | .. | A kidnapper | |
| Michel Grensnide | .. | A kidnapper | |
| Oliver Jaymee | .. | A chef | |
| General Zap Flasheart | .. | A hero | |
| Surya Amber | .. | A man with a yellow tie | |
| Kwame Apricot | .. | A man with a yellow tie | |
| Walter Arylide | .. | A man with a yellow tie | |
| Smalldrick | .. | A dwarf | |
| Joe Bloggs | .. | A man, near Apraxia | |
| Rai Jodriguez | .. | A barman in Aprazia | |
| The Hooded Stranger | .. | A mysterious hooded stranger in Apraxia | |
| Dibo Buchic | .. | A man with a lot of socks | |
| Grimhild Rasumussen Ostergaard | .. | A woman who bears a strong resemblance to Bruni | |
| Barry McTwiggen | .. | A town guard in Grimhilde's dimension | |
| Chom Tambers | .. | A castle guard | |
| Andy Fife | .. | A guard | |
| Wilhelmina Parker-Kensington-Sotot | .. | Charlie and Pestilence's daughter | |
| Fairy tale Alice | .. | A different version of Alice | |
| Fairy tale Austin | .. | A different version of Austin | |
| Fairy tale Charlie | .. | A different version of Charlie | |
| Fairy tale Clint | .. | A different version of Clint | |
| Fairy tale Dur | .. | A different version of Dur | |
| Fairy tale Harvey | .. | A different version of Harvey | |
| Fairy tale Mac | .. | A different version of Mac | |
| Fineglass | .. | A tree | |
| The Yellow Dragon | .. | A yellow dragon | |
| Sam Beau | .. | A flower | |
| Black Dragon | .. | A black dragon | |
| The Moon | .. | A natural satellite | |
| Old Mother Cupboard | .. | A woman who lives in a shoe | |
| Leo Saiders | .. | A lion | |
| Chinno Little | .. | A Giant | |
| Arianna The Bear | .. | A bear | |
| Tenderheart Bear | .. | A teddy bear | |
| Cuddles | .. | A kitten | |
| Sleeping Girl 1 | .. | A girl in the tower | |
| Sleeping Girl 2 | .. | A girl in the tower | |
| Jane Alison | .. | A woman | |
| Mild Bore | .. | Some sort of wild boar | |
| Zebediah (Gubbins) Coleridge | .. | A hunter | |
| Berek Halfour | .. | A man with an annoying beard | |
| Floating Mask | .. | A disembodied, floating mask | |
| Red Mask | .. | A mask with red feathers | |
| Betty Mite | .. | A suspected scone maker | |
| Hitaki Takei | .. | A half dressed HARMA officer | |
| Ezra Hardup | .. | A HARMA Officer out of uniform | |
| Sarah Falin | .. | An old lady | |
| Charlotte Parker-Pussington | .. | ||
| Colonel Fluffy Whiskerton Short | .. | ||
| Howl-ice Bassett Short | .. | ||
| Kit Scar | .. | ...Cats | |
| Paw-stin Sleaze | .. | ||
| Purr TiRag | .. | ||
| Matt Agut | .. | A man with lots of fish | |
| Peter Cohen | .. | A man, in Queens View | |
| Sebastian Liam Creed | .. | A man, in Queens View | |
| Kenneth Kennington | .. | A tailor | |
| Tim Victor | .. | A torture victim | |
| Bad Luck Bare | .. | A Care Bare | |
| Cheer Bare | .. | A Care Bare | |
| Grumpy Bare | .. | A Care Bare | |
| Bustin Jeiber | .. | An irritating pop singer | |
| Nightmare Bare | .. | A Care Bare | |
| Louis Perot | .. | An adventurer attending the Harmies | |
| Alec Marcus | .. | A man |